Question: Just how identical are identical twins in terms of their bodies? Do identical female twins have the same size, shape and color areolae? Do identical male twins have the same penis shape and size (both flaccid and erect)?—D.Q., Reno, Nevada
Jesus said only two commandments matter: Love God and love your neighbor. Notice he didn't go with "Thou shalt love ice cream and boobs." He purposely chose the two hardest things to love: a supreme being that lets everyone die and the guy who can't park his car like a normal person.
In college, I studied abroad in Vienna and had dreams of a semester-long fling during which my new beau and I would take in the sights and share cappuccinos while trying to keep our scarves out of the barista's pride-worthy foam. I spent a lot of time with one particular gentleman in my program, and after weeks of…
Question: What is the etiquette for asking a waitress or bartender out when she's working? Some of the places I frequent have very attractive servers, but I don't want to be distasteful and put them on the spot.—J.L., Scottsdale, Arizona
The dental hygienist was up to her elbows in my mouth when she started telling me about the upcoming wedding of her son.
The fifth in a series of the most unusual questions ever sent to the Playboy Advisor (est. September 1960). Last week he tackled sex in the woods, the G-spot and penis strength. In this edition the Advisor answers questions about interstellar sex, the mile-high club, and an odd use for insect repellant.
The fourth in a series of the most unusual questions ever sent to the Playboy Advisor (est. September 1960). Last week he tackled fellatio, oral sex, blow jobs and head. In this edition the Advisor answers questions about sex in the woods, the G-spot and penis strength.
The phone vibrates so I pick it up—a text from my younger friend, call him Sherm: Gf left me because I don't want kids. Starting to wonder why I made that decision. Idk. I'm very confused dude.
I was talking to this girl once, and she was going on and on about how much she loves Jerry Seinfeld. "He's the funniest guy on the planet," she told me. "Every joke he does just makes me scream with laughter." Being a curious person, I asked her if, given the chance, she'd fuck Jerry Seinfeld. "Oh God no," she said…